Me: (asking the type of rhetorical question Moms are famous for) "K, how many times have I asked you to come in here and get dressed?"
K: "Five."
Me: "Then why didn't you come?"
K: "I didn't hear you."
Me: Biting tongue.
K: "It is not about me, Mama. It is that sneaky snake telling me to do bad stuff."
P: "Mom, when will we die?"
M: "I don't know, son, but I hope it is a long time from now when we are very old."
P: "Oh."
M: "What made you think about that?"
P: "My brain."
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Oh, I love kids. They are so funny! :)
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